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A brush fire has broken out in east Orange County in the Bithlo area and smoke is drifting across Highway 50. Fire crews are on the scene. in Orlando, Florida 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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Saturday, 6 September 2008
Cause now I can begin again

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Monday, 4 August 2008
Stories that you read but never write

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Thursday, 15 May 2008
A brush fire has broken out in east Orange County in the Bithlo area and smoke is drifting across Highway 50. Fire crews are on the scene.

By deloresdefacto 4 months, 3 weeks ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Monday, 28 April 2008
WP 2.5.1 has an annoying widget manager. Click, drag, lose, find, align, save. It was easier to add/remove/edit/save.

By deloresdefacto 5 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. 1 Comment
Saturday, 26 April 2008
I've been pleased with how much thinner I'm getting. Today, however, I ate everything: liver, onions, bacon, potatoes, veggies and fish :-/

By deloresdefacto 5 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
"You have been awarded financial aid for the 2007-2008 aid year." Oh, thank you, God!

By deloresdefacto 5 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Friday, 18 April 2008
Poor Jaiku. You've been neglected for a while. Somehow Pownce and Twitter always get to me first.

By deloresdefacto 5 months, 2 weeks ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Thursday, 6 March 2008
Well I've finally, successfully, created a fire in my kitchen. I tried to cook a piece of fish in the microwave and now have a smoky house.

By deloresdefacto 7 months ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Wednesday, 27 February 2008
MUCH COLDER TEMPS WITH GUSTY WINDS THROUGH THE OVERNIGHT HOURS. WIND CHILLS TO RANGE FROM LOW TO MID 20S N. TO THE MID 30S OVER C. FL.

By deloresdefacto 7 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Tuesday, 26 February 2008
* SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR... EASTERN LAKE, ORANGE, SEMINOLE, VOLUSIA COUNTIES * UNTIL 645 PM EST

By deloresdefacto 7 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF: NORTHERN FLORIDA SOUTHEASTERN GEORGIA COASTAL WATERS

By deloresdefacto 7 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
From News 13 weather department: strong thunderstorm with high winds are likely this afternoon. The heaviest rains are expected tonight.

By deloresdefacto 7 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Thursday, 21 February 2008
Oh and, by the way, Google AdSense makes no sense at all. I tried everything and I can't get a "channel" or even get ads displayed...??

By deloresdefacto 7 months, 2 weeks ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
And today on my own scale I am, as the doctor said, exactly the same weight. So overnight I gained 4 pounds? WTF?

By deloresdefacto 7 months, 2 weeks ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
I've been on a diet for weeks now and my doctor's office said that I weighed the same as I did last month. Sonofabitch.

By deloresdefacto 7 months, 2 weeks ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Sunday, 10 February 2008
On this day, February 9, 1881 - Fyodor Dostoyevsky, (b. 1821) Russian novelist, died. Forty thousand mourners attended his funeral.

By deloresdefacto 7 months, 4 weeks ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
On this day, February 9, 1964 - The Beatles make their first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show, performing before a "record-busting" 73mil.

By deloresdefacto 7 months, 4 weeks ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Friday, 8 February 2008
lychnobite (LIK-nuh-byt) noun One who works at night and sleeps during the day.

By deloresdefacto 8 months ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Thursday, 7 February 2008
somniloquy (som-NIL-uh-kwee) noun The act or habit of talking while asleep.

By deloresdefacto 8 months ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Wednesday, 6 February 2008
diurnation (dy-uhr-NAY-shuhn) noun The habit of sleeping or being dormant during the day.

By deloresdefacto 8 months ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Yeah, that pretty much covers it.

By deloresdefacto 8 months ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Tuesday, 5 February 2008
I got my W-2 and my other tax forms in the mail today. Now I can file for the IRS and for more student loans. Whoopie!

By deloresdefacto 8 months ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Monday, 4 February 2008
"In this class you will produce the thesis manuscript itself (roughly 120 pages)". Having a completed manuscript is like being engaged. :-)

By deloresdefacto 8 months ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Friday, 1 February 2008
I'm actually cooking! I have chicken and soup in the crock pot. If this is as easy as it seems, I'll be a crock pot queen in no time. :-)

By deloresdefacto 8 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Wednesday, 30 January 2008
Dear Lord, I only have $500 in the bank now. Please give me a good job, like, soon. Sigh...

By deloresdefacto 8 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Tuesday, 29 January 2008
"Lost" special enhanced finale from season 3 is on Wed., 401 episode is Thur. Fran has to work so I'm taping it for us to see on Fri. :-/

By deloresdefacto 8 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
It's 2:30 in the morning and I'm making my fourth meal for the day. This whole eating little meals throughout the day makes me hungrier!

By deloresdefacto 8 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Ryan is leaving The Hourly Radio. :-/

By deloresdefacto 8 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Monday, 28 January 2008
I should be: working on my class, cleaning, getting groceries, writing in my planner, ordering books for my new class, not loafing about.

By deloresdefacto 8 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment
Got an email from our professor. Going to have to talk to her on the phone sometime this week. 2 critiques and final draft due by Friday.

By deloresdefacto 8 months, 1 week ago in Orlando, Florida. Add Comment

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